Much ado about nothing
It turns out Allen's trip to Colorado to see Reds was for show
By Paul Daugherty
Enquirer staff writer
When you send your top hired gun to Colorado, for the last game of a lost road trip, it's not so he can experience a Rocky Mountain high. John Allen, a decorated Vietnam War veteran, was going out there to collect a Red scalp or two. Someone who had a job Sunday morning would not have one Sunday night.
Yes?
"I don't have a solution," Allen, the Reds chief operating officer (COO) declared. Is that right? If you're not firing somebody, it's just frequent flyer miles. "I'm not coming in here carrying a big stick." Thanks for that, John. Enjoy your center seat on the airplane home.
I'm sorry. But did anyone else think something more would come from the COO's day-trip to Denver than yet another wakeup call? The Reds lead the world in wakeup calls. They're still asleep. This, we were told, was a "message."
Big deal. The Reds send as many messages as wakeup calls. Wake us up when the message arrives that Bengals training camp is here.
"We're not sitting there twiddling our thumbs," said the COO.
COO-coo-ka-choo.