Felix Pie was scheduled for outpatient surgery to correct a case of testicular torsion.
That can't be fun. Pie originally hoped to have the procedure on an off day next week, but he needed it immediately and is expected to miss the next 3-5 days. Sam Fuld and Eric Patterson will play center field.
Pie was having a good spring so it might have helped. Thank god the Red Sox have zero interest in Marquis or the Crisp rumors might have started up again. I hope Pie has a fine woman in his life to ice down his junk. Godspeed young soul!