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Oh Lordy where do I even begin? I seem to have started the habit of posting fervently, disappearing for years on end, and then spontaneously surface from the depths of the internet. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that third time's a charm.

If there's one thing I want you all to know that has occurred to me over my time away from here, it's that I can now walk again. Hallelujah doesn't even begin to describe the feeling...all those blood, sweat, and tears shed at the rehab facility ...