Braves Free Agency

[General]

Might as well get this outta the way. Lets get a pen, eh?

[Providence A's]

I highly recommend this one:


Flash Pen
TK004

Features:

-Suitable for GSM and CDMA mobile phone
-Money detector function
-Detects mobile phone signal and flashes when there is an incoming or out coming call
-Works in the range of one meter around the mobile phone
-May also cause seizures

[General]

5 years, 23 mil is the offer.

[Providence A's]

that's a fair offer for that pen...I'd like to know what "money detector" is...as all of those "features" are true according to the company except the one about seizures. I added that one because the blinking was annoying me.

[ATLien]

Isn't Braves FA signing an oxymoron?

[General]

Hey, we signed Brian Jordan last year...woo hoo!

[love_that_reefer]

Farnsworth is dominant

[Kingdom]

Let's sell Adam LaRoche for some bic pens

[General]

Few that I can think of:

CP Farnsworth
SS Furcal
OF Brian Jordan

I know I'm missing some...

[love_that_reefer]

Eddie Perez
Julio Franco

[General]

Yes, Franco is eligible. He'll probably be back. I'm positive Eddie will retire.

[ATLien]

Let's not.

[love_that_reefer]

LaRoche can really run those bases can't he?

[ATLien]

And that's enough reason to trade him?

Hardly.

If that were the case, we would have to trade Andruw, Julio, Giles, Furcal, Chipper, Francoeur, McCann, Farnsworth, Hudson, and Sosa for also playing shitty baseball in the playoffs.

[love_that_reefer]

Where did you see "trade" in that simple statement I wrote? I do think you can get someone better based on seasonal play. I feel as though I am the only one who can read.