Date: Sunday, 1/29/2074
Subject: Yoel Romero injured during offseason
Hello Manager,
was injured in a car accident. Sad story.
Diagnosis: Pulled Groin Muscle.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 1/29/2074
Subject: Bud Weiser returns.
32 year old Leftfield Bud Weiser returns from retirement and is now a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 1/29/2074
Subject: Adolfo Marin defected and enters league.
30 year old Leftfield Adolfo Marin defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 1/29/2074
Subject: Yakamochi Yukinaga enters league.
25 year old Pitcher Yakamochi Yukinaga from has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Thursday, 4/13/2074
Subject: Segundo Guizar
Segundo Guizar is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/1/2074
Subject: Progress of Clayton Lesniak
Dear Sir,
Clayton Lesniak has nothing more to prove at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an ERA of 3.97 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2074
Subject: Status of Kenneth Owen
Dear Sir,
Kenneth Owen shouldn't play at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .231 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2074
Subject: Progress of Dwayne Elizondo Hebert Camacho Dwayne Elizondo
Dear Sir,
Dwayne Elizondo Hebert Camacho Dwayne Elizondo has nothing more to prove at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .345 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2074
Subject: Progress of Mark Lampert
Dear Sir,
Mark Lampert is hitting the ball well at A Salem Red Sox!
He has an AVG of .355, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2074
Subject: Status of Ben Bowker
Dear Sir,
Ben Bowker shouldn't play at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an AVG of .233 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/4/2074
Subject: Segundo Guizar
Segundo Guizar is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/9/2074
Subject: Progress of Joaquin Pacheco
Dear Sir,
Joaquin Pacheco has an ERA of 2.70 at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/11/2074
Subject: Segundo Guizar
Segundo Guizar is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 5/18/2074
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Dos Equis
Date: Thursday, 5/18/2074
Subject: Progress of Jacob Deramus
Dear Sir,
Jacob Deramus is doing pretty good at AA Portland Sea Dogs!
He has an ERA of 3.38, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/27/2074
Subject: Johnathon Parker healing process
Johnathon Parker is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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