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  1. 10-05-2010 02:54 AM #1
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    The M's Offense Is So Bad....

    I want to see who can make the most worthy slams, cracks and jokes about the M's offense this offseason.

    At the beginning at 2011, We'll vote on who does the best ones.

    Have at it boys.
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    Re: The M's Offense Is So Bad....

    Well, a joke about not being able to score in a whorehouse never fails. Abused children also works.
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    Re: The M's Offense Is So Bad....

    ..since you know, they're incapable of hitting anyone or anything
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    Re: The M's Offense Is So Bad....

    Did you hear about the asbestos scare in the great northwest? Its true Safeco Field was evacuated when an unknown white substance was found on the field. After further review the team found out it was home plate.
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