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  1. 04-23-2011 06:04 PM #1
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    Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    I enjoy watching my little league team hit more than I do the A's.

    We're wasting amazing starting pitching.

    Swing it!!
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Sweet, we found the companion to Mofo's throw strikes mother fucker.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    You can apply this to the Padres as well.

    Although the "great pitching" takes a bit of a lump with Latos struggling.
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  4. 04-23-2011 08:17 PM #4
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to watch tonight. I'm begging for a hard-hit ball in the gap (with runners on base) or heaven forbid a HR.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Cliff Motherfucking Pennington.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    8-1 A's in the 6th.

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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    Sweet, we found the companion to Mofo's throw strikes mother fucker.
    I don't see the parallels. Literally speaking, he is demanding that the A's not take pitches?
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Quote Originally Posted by realmofotalk View Post
    I don't see the parallels. Literally speaking, he is demanding that the A's not take pitches?
    Yeah right mofo it's awesome watching them take two strikes right down the middle and then swing at garbage for strike three or a weak ground ball to second.

    My mojo worked if only for a day mofo and if you want some let me know.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Another win to salvage the split. Oakland is undefeated and averaging 7 runs and 11 hits per game since the "Swing the Fuckin Bat!" thread was created.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    They did face Felix Hernandez and Micheal Pineda for goodness sakes people for the 1st two games. IF had this been Vargas and Fister and this happened. I would be worried.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    My mojo gets tested against Weaver tonight!

    Swing the fuckin bat!
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Rip Weaver's tits tonight boys.
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Yes please. I have Gio going tonight
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    Re: Swing the Fuckin Bat!

    Quote Originally Posted by A'sDiehard View Post
    Yeah right mofo it's awesome watching them take two strikes right down the middle and then swing at garbage for strike three or a weak ground ball to second.

    My mojo worked if only for a day mofo and if you want some let me know.
    I'm saying if the purpose of your thread is to simply channel positive energy to your team, then you're missing the point of what it means to be a cynical fan.

    But sure, I too hate when Matt Kemp stares at two fastballs right down the pipe before chasing a pitch way out the strike zone.
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