The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Providence A's

Probably nothing comes of it unfortunately. And the winning streak won't mean much without the Title.

---

Yup.

Now I have to hope for a Nationals-Astros World Series and then see another team win their first before the Padres :fuckthis:

Attachment 3592

ROJO CHINGON, motherfuckers!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrowh74XM0

Maddon’s catcher is on the ground in pain because that passed ball hit him, and Joe’s out here asking if it was a foul ball. Joe learned how to be one of the biggest fags on the planet from Mike Scioscia, and that hasn't changed.

Dodgers out here making the Cubs look like damn fools.

Well, that was the most angry I've ever been in a series up 3-0. Alex Wood looks like a timid 12-year old pussy. Granderson can take his old worthless ass back to the plantation.

Up next...Clayton Chokeshaw! Shoot me in the fucking face.

I'm still pissed at Roberts over this game's lineup. It's a fucking clinch game. What the fuck are you doing inserting Grandershit in the lineup at CF for the first time all year, and benching a hot Forsythe for Utley who hasn't gotten a hit since last year's NLDS? Like the Cubs don't have enough help with Seager out for the series?!

Fuck man, I don't have a good feeling about Game 5. Even IF Chokeshaw doesn't give up 5 home runs in Wrigley, the Dodgers' cold bats are infectious.

Now that's more fucking like it. Enrique Hernandez is the greatest Kike to put on a Dodger uni since Koufax.

Congrats, Mofo. Hoping the Yankees can do the same thing tomorrow.

Current price for the worst seats in Dodger Stadium for Game 1 is over $1k. It's only going to be worse if the Yanks advance, haha.

Go Kike. I like the lineup with Taylor and Cumberbun (heehee). Then with Kike smashing too... wow.

I was shocked after that Bryant HR when they immediately showed Kershaw... He didn't cuss, he said 'COME ON' . The Cubs batters all had that 'I can't hit that shit' look on their face.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by realmofotalk

Now that's more fucking like it. Enrique Hernandez is the greatest Kike to put on a Dodger uni since Koufax.

---

magnificent.