Dee Gordon.. Of All People?

[BuckFoston]

Miami Marlins second baseman Dee Gordon has been suspended 80 games without pay for violating the league's performance-enhancing drugs policy, the league said early Friday.

The suspension is effectively immediately.

The speedy second baseman tested positive for exogenous Testosterone and Clostebol, performance-enhancing substances, MLB said.

The news was announced soon after the Marlins wrapped up a 5-3 victory against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Gordon played in the game, batting leadoff and going 1-for-4 with a run scored and an RBI.

Dee Gordon of Miami Marlins banned 80 games for PEDs violation

Aaaannnd let the Barry Bonds jokes start!

[dgfred]

He must use Road-Runner pills as fast as he is.

[realmofotalk]

Just when I thought I could feel good about the Dee Gordon trade, Chris Hatcher keeps finding new ways to immolate himself. This is why I never get excited about anything.