Lance Berkman is a man!

ljshorty89 · #2 05-13-2008, 08:41 PM

...but he's not 40!

brewersfan19 · #3 05-13-2008, 08:42 PM

The guy is en fuego. WOW!

love_that_reefer · #4 05-13-2008, 09:46 PM

I am pretty sure Berkman has a penis so yes he is a man.

ljshorty89 · #5 05-13-2008, 09:47 PM

...not from experience I assume, haha

love_that_reefer · #6 05-13-2008, 09:48 PM

Dirty told me

brewersfan19 · #7 05-13-2008, 09:49 PM

you guys are funny!! love it!!

brewersfan19 · #8 05-14-2008, 10:19 PM

Berkman does it again, a 2R-HR in the top of the 1st!! WOW!!!

Tedc · #9 05-16-2008, 07:51 AM

A homer in the ninth wins it again!

Why pitch to him with the game tied?

Now he leads the world in homers and slugging.

DirtyKash · #10 05-16-2008, 09:29 AM

May numbers:

29-for-50 for a .580 AVG (wow)
.644 OBP
7 doubles
7 homeruns
18 RBI
19 runs
3 stolen bases

HITTING .580!!!

Kingdom_of_Zito · #11 05-16-2008, 06:37 PM

He'd have 50 million RBIs if Tavarez and Matsui got on base more.

brewersfan19 · #12 05-16-2008, 06:40 PM

this guy is doing some awesome stats for my fantasy team!!!

Tedc · #13 05-17-2008, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by love_that_reefer

I am pretty sure Berkman has a penis so yes he is a man.

Yeah, and based on his 1.133 slugging percentage against your team this week, a really big one.

love_that_reefer · #14 05-19-2008, 03:34 PM

Basing penis size on numbers against the Giants is an easy thing to do. Every one would have big one.