NFL 2014: Week 3

[Hammer]

nfc south matchup, tampa at atlanta. which atlanta will show up... the one that throttled an overmatched new orleans d, or the one that got swallowed up by a secretly good cincy d. and tampa? well they lost to the rams, pretty sure its a league wide rule that you get thrown into the conversation of moving to la if you lose to the rams. im not expecting much from this game, but hopefully the tampa d can figure it out a little bit, and make this an interesting game. i doubt it.

i got matt bryant going in two leagues, vs matt ryan [x2], doug martin and roddy white.

[Kingdom]

Boooooby Rainey!!!!

[Bizkit]

I wonder how the refs beat the Jets this week.

[Hammer]

probably by not calling holding penalties again. but the jets helped in beating themselves last week, by overusing the timeout system, and by not having a competent player in their secondary. i expect chicago to exploit that 2nd thing on monday quite well.

[Bizkit]

probably by not calling holding penalties again. but the jets helped in beating themselves last week, by overusing the timeout system, and by not having a competent player in their secondary. i expect chicago to exploit that 2nd thing on monday quite well.

Hence why I'm starting Alshon Jeffery against them this week in Fantasy lol

[Hammer]

gerald mccoy and mason foster out for tampa. so much for the tampa defense keeping this interesting. i love lavonte david, but mccoy is so important to that d. foster is pretty meh, but i just threw him in anyway because he is a servicable starter.

[Hammer]

on a positive note for atlanta though... jake matthews is back.

[Hammer]

"i got matt bryant going in two leagues, vs matt ryan [x2], doug martin and roddy white. "


make that bobby rainey in the flex spot for roddy white. so heres to mike james still existing! doug martin is still in my opponents 100/10 lineup... it would be nice if he had to take a zero off the bat, but his potential replacements are toby gerhart, lamar miller, jermaine kearse and justin hunter. hes also carrying 3 quarterbacks [with peyton manning as his starter...]. if i lose in that league this week, i will be very ashamed of life.

[Witlon]

I play against Ray Rice in a league again this week.

[Hammer]

on his first carry of the game, a perfect example of why steven jackson is a total shitbox. after getting to the second level, he couldve bounced outside just a touch and picked up an extra 6-8 yards. instead, he put his head down and slammed into the back of his blocker for no reason at all. just start freeman, smith or quizz already.

[Hammer]

ill be back watching auburn/kstate by the end of halftime of that game.

[Witlon]

Witlon's Fantasy Matchups Tonight (My Team-Opponent)
Matt Ryan 8-3
Steven Jackson 1-1
Roddy White 0-3 (Have to recheck)
Julio Jones 1-2
Matt Bryant 0-4

Doug Martin 0-3 (Have to recheck)
Bobby Rainey 2-1
Vincent Jackson 6-2
Austin Seferian-Jenkins 0-1

[Hammer]

sefarian jenkins is inactive too. go shitlon!

[Hammer]

hilarious stat of the night. paul worrilow leads the league in tackles.

[Hammer]

punter tackles!