Random Fantasy Football 2014 Rumblings

[Kingdom]

He was the drop, but can you go jinx another QB? Like Teddy maybe? Or Brian Hoyer? Ben Roethlisberger?

Joe Flaccid!

[Witlon]

Nah, Palmer's fine. I think I'm going RGIII over him. (Yeah, I deserve to lose for buying back in.)

[Kingdom]

I already fucked him up by starting him in BS

[Slyder]

Go Ingram how my team missed you!

[Witlon]

The Under 10% Team: Week 9
Total Week 8: 82
Total Season: 498

QB Michael Vick (NYJ) 5.2%
RB Benny Cunningham (STL) 8.5%
RB Juwan Thompson (DEN) 8.4%
WR John Brown (ARI) 8.2%
WR Kenny Britt (STL) 7.3%
TE Jace Amaro (NYJ) 7.5%
FLEX Tavon Austin (STL) 7.0%
PK Randy Bullock (HOU) 7.4%
DEF Buccaneers (TB) 7.2% (Over the Jets and Giants. These lists are baaaaad.)

Under 2% Team: Week 9
Total Week 8: 46
Total Overall: 447

QB Brandon Weeden (DAL) 0.6% (Yeah, he's the only guy with a chance to start on the list this week.)
RB De'Anthony Thomas (KC) 1.0%
RB Cedric Peerman (CIN) 0.0%
WR Steadman Bailey (STL) 0.1%
WR Preston Parker (NYG) 0.1%
TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins(TB) 1.5%
FLEX Chase Ford (MIN) 0.1%
PK Patrick Murray (TB) 0.2%
DEF Jaguars (JAC) 0.7% (Jags or Raiders again.)

Meh lists this week. I don't really love anyone.

[Kingdom]

Cedric Peerman ladies and gents

[HollywoodLeo]

Hammer who is your kicker now? I tend to just cut my kicker on his bye week and roll with the replacement the rest of the year, unless I have the best scoring kicker in the league (hardly ever happens because of how I draft) or all the FAs suck.

[Witlon]

Cedric Peerman ladies and gents

Jeremy Hill can't get 50 touches, can he?

[Kingdom]

I hope he does

[Hammer]

leo i got catanzaro in two leagues, parkey in two, walsh in one and somebody else. i usually do the same, i dont often play matchups with kickers unless i expect total domination.

[Kingdom]

You need Folk!

[Mach]

Folk yeah!

[Witlon]

Yeah, quit jinxing Blair and pick up Folk!

[Kingdom]

And Cundiff too!

[Hammer]

cairo santos was the other kicker.

and my jinx power on defenses this week will be... kansas city in one league vs the jets, cincy in two leagues vs jacksonville, indy in two leagues vs the giants and the browns in one league at tampa. definitely expect the colts d to be embarassed again, expect the bad mother fucker to be a bad mother fucker, expect blake bortles to almost win. i think im pretty safe with kc though.